Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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