whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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