Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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