glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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