you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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