can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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