brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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