Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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