There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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