i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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