We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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