meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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