Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I will pee on everything he values.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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