She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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