On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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