ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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