I want to stick my p in your. b.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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