I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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