Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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