Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm just crazy horny about you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
