I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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