Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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