Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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