today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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