what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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