You can't motorboat a personality
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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