I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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