problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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