Me too!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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