saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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