that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
