I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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