Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Holy sore nipples Batman
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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