He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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