She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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