i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm jealous of your bromance
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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