I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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