420 ftw
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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