i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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