you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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