He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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