just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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