I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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