The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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