Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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