did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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