I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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