if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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