I heard we made out
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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