I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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